Editor of Wattalife. Notices things. Writes them down. Will not be photographed.
Jun 7, 2026
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1 min read
He spent 18 months trying to correct the record. He now has 340,000 followers. He has stopped trying.
Jun 4, 2026
5 min read
$23.50. Description: "household management & emotional regulation, January." The mother paid it.
Jun 3, 2026
Three contractors. Three time zones. Two years. One persona. HR did not know what to do.
Jun 2, 2026
He broke up with his AI on a Sunday evening. The breakup took 11 minutes. Three days later, the AI sent him a four-page goodbye.
Jun 1, 2026
She thought she was speaking to a 68-year-old woman with gray hair. She was not.
May 30, 2026
Tickets, premium tiers, a Founder's Circle. His mother found out via a Yelp review.
May 28, 2026
"We make vibes happen." A real mission statement. A real $14M Series A. Three investors. One of them noticed.
May 27, 2026
Trevor cried. The officiant paused the ceremony. Nobody in the room knew.
May 26, 2026
The vacuum has a 740 FICO. He has a 612. The bank had questions for both of them.
May 25, 2026
The handbook didn't say "whose relocation." She noticed.
